Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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