Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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I checked into jail on foursquare
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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