I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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