my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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