i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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