Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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