Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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