we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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