so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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