That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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