why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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