Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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