It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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