i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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