i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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