Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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