I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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