my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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