So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
That's how pantless uber rides happen
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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