You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
