i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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