So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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