Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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