I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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