Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
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dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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