Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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