I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
