i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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