I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Help me help you realize you are a moron
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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