I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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