He uses pillows to masturbate.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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