Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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