You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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