Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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