You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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