i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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