I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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