So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
high people should be assigned attendants
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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