its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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