:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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