Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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