u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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