worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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