Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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