found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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