just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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