She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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