Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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