You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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