If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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