420 ftw
I could have mohawked her pubes.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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