found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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