So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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