I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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