lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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