So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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