I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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