You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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